28 NOV 16 | marital rating scale

month of modern 2016
wrap party

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On October 27th we all got dressed up in our mid-mod finest and headed over to BMoCA for the Month of Modern 2016 Wrap Party. Here are Chelsea and Melissa making a selection from the cigarette girl box. Photo by Poppies & Paisley. You can see a bunch more great photos here.

let me entertain you

As part of the entertainment for the night, I was asked to make people smile with a humorous presentation about mid-mod life. Using good old Google to do 21st century research about mid 20th century life, I stumbled across an article about a very interesting body of “research” by Dr. George Crane III. The article makes fun of the 100 point rating scale for husbands and wives, but looking through it, I realized that I am a BAD wife and Joseph  is a GOOD husband, so I decided to make a public declaration. For your critical review, here is my presentation:

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Removing my gloves prior to giving my presentation. I’m rocking my grandmother’s dress.
Photo by Poppies & Paisley.

BAD wife / GOOD husband

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You can go an take an on-line version of this test and post it directly to your Facebook. I encourage you to do it right now!

what makes me a BAD wife

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I don’t mean to do it, but I often don’t start my evening beauty routine until after Joseph has turned off the lights.

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If you can’t warm your feet up on your husband, who can you warm your feet up on?

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Yea, so?

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Yea, so?

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According to a recent study, people who curse are smarter than those who don’t.

F***ing right!

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Hey ladies, let’s go out!

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Take me out for a cocktail or two and I’ll tell you some stories.

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Well, I don’t use “dope,” or smoke, or gamble, but, hey, let’s go out for a drink (did I already suggest that?).

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I prefer breakfast to be prepared FOR me rather than BY me. I mean, I have to sleep in after all that drinking and flirting.

what makes Joseph a GOOD husband

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He better, I do own 51% after all.

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Direct deposit into a joint account, that’s what I’m talking about.

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This is exactly what happens at my house. I put on an apron and cook delicious foods, and Joseph reads to me from the newspaper.

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Sometimes I have to remind him, but he does a pretty good job on his own.

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As I mentioned before, I prefer breakfast made FOR me, not BY me.

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Never goes over the speed limit that one.

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Seriously, the man does not mind shopping.

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Joseph demonstrated his powerful movie kiss right there during my speech! Photo by Poppies & Paisley.

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And this is why we are still together after 24 years! Thanks babe. I love you too. <3

THANKS FOR READING

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I hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

Yesterday, November 27th, Joseph and I celebrated the 24th anniversary of our first date and our 17th wedding anniversary.

Brandy LeMae, Creative Director / CEO
28 November 2016